He sighs. Women. Always got to be bloody difficult.

‘Will you shut up, woman, and lie your scrawny arse down. I’m goin’ over there,’ he gestures at the sofa, ‘to watch a film. You can either lie here an’ watch it an’ all, or you can go t’sleep but either way, you need t’stay in bed.’

That’s where invalids belong, isn’t it?