The start of the form is easy enough. Name, age, sex (his brain automatically says ‘yes, please!' the way it always does when that question comes up, but luckily he's grown up enough not to actually write it). Then on to the hard stuff.
OK, the questions themselves aren't hard. But that's not the point, is it? He's willing to bet no one ever just writes the truth on these things. If everyone's trying to pull, then they're bound to spice it up a bit.
Well, he's not trying to pull. And bollocks to it all; even if he were, he'd still tell the truth. Women tend to like his bluntness anyway.
Favourite food...easy enough. Favourite film...yep, that too. He was wrong. Nothing to this.
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Did she ever tell him? He can't remember.
The start of the form is easy enough. Name, age, sex (his brain automatically says ‘yes, please!' the way it always does when that question comes up, but luckily he's grown up enough not to actually write it). Then on to the hard stuff.
OK, the questions themselves aren't hard. But that's not the point, is it? He's willing to bet no one ever just writes the truth on these things. If everyone's trying to pull, then they're bound to spice it up a bit.
Well, he's not trying to pull. And bollocks to it all; even if he were, he'd still tell the truth. Women tend to like his bluntness anyway.
Favourite food...easy enough. Favourite film...yep, that too. He was wrong. Nothing to this.