DCI Gene Hunt (
the_gene_genie) wrote2010-06-08 08:30 pm
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OOM: Pre-Dinner
At this time every year, Gene makes himself scarce from other people. As it used to be him, his mam and his missus this means, basically, he left them in the kitchen and parked himself in front of the TV with a can of beer and a bottle of whiskey.
This year? No different. Especially with the size of this particular hangover. His mum takes him a cup of tea and then returns to the kitchen, where Alex had volunteered to help prepare the veg.
'You really don' 'ave t'do that, luv. I don' mind, it's not often I get t'cook for 'im anymore.'
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'See, mam? Defy explanation. You've got a magic son.'
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'I've go' a son tha's gettin' pissed again and is abou' to go finish whippin' that fer me, 'cos my arm's knackered.'
He stares at it and sighs.
'Alrigh', mam.'
'No' too stiff, mind. It's f'the trifle. Go on, shoo.'
He shoos. He knows better than to get underfoot when his mum's cooking a big dinner. He does cast a look at Alex though, to see whether she's laughing at him getting bossed around by an old woman.
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When he's gone, she leans out to see that he's ended up back in front of the telly. "I bought him a little gift, on the way up. In addition to the bottle I left on his desk at work. Can you keep an eye on him for a moment?"
She fishes in her pocket and comes up with the tie pin to show Betty.
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'He always wanted t'be a Sheriff. Ever since he were a lad.'
A beat of silence, then she looks up at Alex, snaps out of it.
'He'll love it, pet. s'very thoughtful of you. I 'ope the big lummox got you somethin' an' all.'
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Alex knows. Seeing the confirmation in his mum's eyes, though, makes her heart swell.
"I'm just going to go put it in his tie, and we can see if he even notices."
She gives Betty an impish little smile and steals off to see if Gene left his clothes hanging in the bathroom.
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And he sees her head up the stairs and takes the opportunity to wander back into the kitchen, flexing the ache out of his hand from some vigourous whipping.
'Here ya go, mam. What're you two talkin' abou'?'
'You, of course.'
He gives her a Look, which she steadfastly ignores.
'She's a good 'un, Gene. Don' let her ge' away.'
'S'not that simple, mam. I'm 'er boss.'
He speaks in a wearied tone, as though he knew this was coming - which he did, after their conversation this morning. And there are a thousand other reasons, of course, none of which he can articulate clearly.
'An' all she talks abou' is goin' 'ome.'
Betty looks away, takes a breath and sighs. She knows why that'd be a problem for him. He adds nothing else, just takes another beer from the fridge and cracks it open, then helps himself to another sausage roll.
'You'll ruin yer dinner.'
'Nah, I won'. Not wi' your cookin'.'
He gives her a quick peck on the cheek and wanders back out to the TV. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is on, as it is every year. He'll pretend to doze off in front of it in case Alex comes in and catches him but he's watching it really. An old family favourite. He remembers his brother loving it, when it came out, which is why he always watches it.
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