OOM: Driving Lessons

[the_gene_genie]

Gene holds the door open for her with a small smile. The view outside is of a street, red brick houses and a car parked on the corner. There's a high-rise behind the houses; it's all typically 70s. If Kate looks back behind them when the door's closed, she'll see a regular looking pub with a sign hanging near the door, declaring it to be The Railway Arms.

She'll also see Gene standing stock still, glaring at her like she's standing right in his way. Which she is, as far as he's concerned. She might also note that there is not a single spark of recognition on his face.

'You gonna shift yer arse, luv, or am I goin' to 'ave t'do it for ya?'

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[the_gene_genie]

He lets out a breath - they're moving all of one mile an hour - and stares out of the window, making sure they're not about to run out of space.

Of course, at this speed it'd take ten minutes to get to the edge of the waste ground but you can't be too careful.

'Now go faster. Jus' a bit. You'll hear the engine complainin' because you're still in first gear. I jus' wan' you to hear what tha' sounds like so you know not t'do it again.'

He does not let himself think of potential damage to the gearbox, no matter how short a time she spends making it squeal.

'So just press the ol' 'go faster' pedal a little bit an' then back off. Then we'll change up to second.'

[ikissdhimbck]

"Um. Okay."

Kate takes her eyes off of the expanse before them long enough to glance at her feet. The engine hums and then groans, making her wince before she backs off again.

She went maybe twenty miles an hour, but it felt more like one hundred.

"S'that right?"

[the_gene_genie]

'Yep right fine, enough of that.'

Painful.

'So now you know tha' if the engine sounds like that? You change gear. An' keep your bloody eyes facin' forward, woman. You know where your feet are, you don' need t'check.'

He's eyeing the space left. They've got enough.

'OK. Second gear. You take your foot off the accelerator an' put the clutch down at the same time. Pull the gearstick straigh' back. Then do wha' you did the first time - clutch up, accelerator down. Get 'em to meet in th' middle, same as you did before.'

Gears are easy once you get the hang of them. He's starting to wonder if steering will end up being an issue. This is a heavy old car and power steering won't be invented for almost thirty years. She's very small.

...he'll cross that bridge when he comes to it. He's trying not to think about the simple act of braking, at the moment, though it's going to be an issue soon enough.

[ikissdhimbck]

Kate keeps her eyes forward. But she's concentrating so hard on what Gene is saying that she's barely seeing anything.

She starts to slow down before she's ready to put the clutch down, and when she finally does catch up and try to run through the motions of switching gears, there's another groan. The car bucks.

And then stalls.

But this time inertia is working to keep it moving forward.

"...Gene?"

[the_gene_genie]

He swears and grips the dashboard when the car bucks, but he's not too worried about the movement as they're not going fast. If she does that at high speed, that's when he'll stress. And...not let her drive again. His car, at least.

'S'alrigh', no panic. Jus' put the clutch down, all the way, an' touch the brake. The middle pedal.'

[ikissdhimbck]

She steps down on the brake a little hard. But, at least the car is, in fact, stopped.



"I'm gonna need a drink after this."

[the_gene_genie]

'You're gonna need a drink?!'

Yeah. Him too.

'OK.'

He takes a deep breath and readies himself again.

'Handbrake on. Put 'er in neutral. Start the engine. First gear. Handbrake off. Go.'

[ikissdhimbck]

"I'm the one drivin'! This ain't exactly as easy as you made it sound."

The seats may be more comfortable, but give her a good old reliable horse any day of the week.

Okay. She follows the steps again, lips moving in quiet recitation. It takes the car stalling a few more times before she gets back to the point of trying second gear, but she is a determined little spitfire.

"Accelerator up, clutch down, straight back..."

She pulls the gearstick back into second, trying to ignore the brief grinding noise.

"...clutch up, accelerator down..."



And they're traveling in second.

[the_gene_genie]

'It is easy,' he insists, but then shuts up because she's clearly concentrating and he doesn't want to break that while she's at the wheel of his beloved. He manages to bite back every comment that springs to mind when she stalls - every time she stalls - though there are a few noticable winces that he can't quite suppress.

When she successfully hits second though, he grins openly.

'There ya go. You're drivin'.'

...


...


...yeah, they're running out of space.

'OK, now turn us round. You'll 'ave t'put your back into it, this baby weren't built for lasses. Nice wide turn to the left, point us th' other way and we'll get you in third.'

[ikissdhimbck]

He tells her to put her back into it, and so she does. Arms that have spent the last two years (and most of her childhood) hauling hay bales, mucking stalls, breaking horses, and working farmland, pull hard to the left. The result isn't a nice, wide turn at 30 miles an hour, but something much tighter.

Tires slide in the dirt without pavement or asphalt to give them that nice, high-pitched squeal. But they are turned around, and so (heart racing) Kate calls this a win.

"Whoopsie-daisy."

[the_gene_genie]

'...an' I thought we were gonna leave th' tricks until next time.'

That'll be Gene going straight for his hipflask.

'I swear t'God woman, if you break this car...'

OK, breathe.

And again.

'...go for third. Everythin' the same as last time, only when the gearstick's in neutral, just push it straight forward.'

[ikissdhimbck]

"Jus' followin' instructions," she sing-songs. "Wasn't straight forward 'first'?"

[the_gene_genie]

'No. First was to th' side an' up. Second was straight back.'

Now he's worried that she's the type to forget everything they're told and he'll have to repeat everything twenty times.

'An' I didn't tell you to pull the wheel around like you're steerin' a galleon. I know women aren' renowned for their common sense bu' make an effort, eh?'

[ikissdhimbck]

She glances over her shoulder and fixes him with an icy look.

"I'll do my best, Mr. Hunt."

Eyes straight ahead, she shifts the car into third.

(This time, she doesn't look quite as contrite when the gears grind.)

"Maybe y'should look into teaching. You'd be great with children."

[the_gene_genie]

'Shove off.'

Well, that's blunt enough to convey what he thinks of that idea.

He's gripping the dashboard rather harder now, as they're going faster, there's less space to drive in and she's grinding his gears.

'Alright...into fourth, then tha's it. Five seconds in fourth, no more. Then start shiftin' back down an' hit the brakes before you take us through those houses over the road.'

She could, of course, go through all the gears driving in a wide circle but after that little skid, he's not going to suggest it. He wouldn't want the back end to slide out and hit any piles of stone.

[ikissdhimbck]

Blunt, and hilarious. Kate laughs, and for a moment she really does look like a bat out of hell.

"Christ, your girl is fast!"

It's terror and approval, all rolled into one. Because now that she's gotten herself into fourth, she's got to get herself back to being stopped without, as he pointed out, taking them through the houses over yonder.

Grinning broadly, she waits the full five seconds before shifting down. Or maybe it's closer to six. Or seven. Oh well, no matter.

[the_gene_genie]

'...bloody slow down you daft mare!!'

Oh yeah, that sounds a bit like panic and his knuckles are white. They do seem to be approaching the road quite a lot quicker than he'd like.

'Straight into second or we're gonna crash! Hit the bloody brakes.'

[ikissdhimbck]

She's already shifting down, and despite his rising panic she does have the presence of mind to remember that the wheel controls the direction the car moves in.

With plenty of room to spare, she turns -- slowly, testing to see how much it takes to get the car to move -- while she drops into second. It's not the smoothest transition in the world, with all her anxiety about stopping on time. The car groans and bucks plenty as she drops gears. But, she manages it without stalling and without crashing.

The car coasts a few feet, going maybe 5 miles an hour, and then comes to an abrupt stop. So, she needs a bit of work on style. But she's got the basic mechanics.

She turns to look at him. A piece of blonde hair has come loose from her headband, and she blows it out of her face.

"How's that?"

[the_gene_genie]

He may actually be having a heart attack.

'...yeah. Fine.'



Oh God, his car.


'Think you've 'ad enough for today?'

Oh God, please.

[ikissdhimbck]

She manages not to laugh. Manages not even to smile.

(It still seems too soon. The grief, too fresh.)

She nods.

"Think it's a start."

[the_gene_genie]

He visibly, visibly, relaxes.

'OK. If you're sure you've 'ad enough.'

Fag. Fagfagfag. And Scotch. He downs half his flask in one and then offers it over to her.

'Think we need t'repair to the pub for a proper drink.'

And in case she gets any ideas;

'I'm drivin'. Out you get.'

[ikissdhimbck]

She almost teases him.

Well, if you're offering, I could stand a few more laps...

But she thinks better of it.

Reaching for the flask, she knocks back a grateful shot and nods her concession.

"What? Don't think I'm ready for the road yet?"

Smirk.

[the_gene_genie]

To his credit, he attempts tact!

'Christ no.'

...and fails.

'But you're alrigh', for your firs' go. Into fourth an' back down, nice side-skid in the turn. You'll be alrigh'.'

Yes, he's the sort of driving instructor that will teach handbrake turns and proper badass wheel spins.

'Now out.'

[ikissdhimbck]

Well, it's only fair, seeing as how Kate does plan on keeping her promise to teach him how to shoot while riding; and, should he ask, any other tricks in the saddle he might like to learn.

She grins proudly, because a you'll be alrigh' is practically a gold star coming from Gene.

"All right, all right."

She gets out of the car and circles around to the passenger side, still carrying his hip flask.

[the_gene_genie]

...she should probably rephrase that before offering, unless she wants to listen to a lewd suggestion or twenty.

But in the meantime, he's bouncy again (though he does trail his hand over the bonnet of the Cortina on his way round to the drivers side, partly to reassure the car and partly to apologise to it) and pulling his spare 'flask out, seeing as she's nicked his.

'Right then!' he declares, as soon as he's back where he belongs. 'One last lesson. Watch.'

He starts the car, bangs it into second and revs the hell out the engine, making it scream and the wheels start to spin. He laughs as dirt and gravel flies up behind them, then releases the clutch and shoots off in a whirl of burning rubber and noise and flying dirt.

'Wheel spin. Very important thing t'learn.'

If anything, he's even more reckless on the road this time as if showing her how its done right.